therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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