i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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