I need help removing her.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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