I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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