Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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