Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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My breasts were aching with rage.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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