Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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