I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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