She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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