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We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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