Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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