Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
God I need to hump something, right now.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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