She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Found your dick twin last night
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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