her vagine was all disorganized.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You took a bar mat shot.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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