she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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