That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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