oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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