Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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