covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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