Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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