are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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