If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
