Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
