Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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