yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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