i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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