have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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