U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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