i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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