In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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