I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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