She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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