I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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