Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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