she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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