i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
