i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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