One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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