It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
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