what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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