She is in my trunk
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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