I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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