Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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