Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet