Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!