Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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