hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
All the doctor said was why
tell me about the eggs
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