first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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