Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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