Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I currently don't understand fingers.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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