sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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