so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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