i was rollin on her like bob the builder
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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