Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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