do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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