I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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