glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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