Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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