I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Found the puke drawer
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
