I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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