Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Randomize