Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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