Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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