ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
3pm strippers are depressing
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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