If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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